I hate it when people buy out all the railroads…
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
*stares at a painting for 15 minutes*
what is this it looks like a really ugly baby
sir this is your baby it’s an ultra sound
Julian Casablancas + The Voidz - Human Sadness
(Can also get it cheaper on the Cult Records Store)
if u think a girl looks bad u can just keep it to yourself really i mean uh
there’s like a billion dollar industry based on them keeping them feeling as bad as possible
u don’t have to assist