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Another way to treat pain with vodka: drink it!
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
I may have let too many people use my netflix…so do I upgrade so more people can watch at the same time or be an asshole and log everyone off and change the password so I can finally watch a damn movie.
My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.
The world needs to see this.
The laughing is the killer
why she laugh like she got an eye patch and is tryna take over the world
my thick thighs and beautiful brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
ALL I WANNA DO IS [GUN SHOT NOISE] [GUN SHOT NOISE] [GUN SHOT NOISE] AND A [GUN COCK NOISE] MAYBE YOU’RE MY LOVE.
omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was