“You’re Asexual, so how could you possibly enjoy watching/reading/engaging with sexual content?!?!”
The same way I’m able to enjoy horror movies without having murdered an entire cabin full of teenagers before, Barbara you pedantic piece of pipe cleaner.
Girls will lay in bed and wiggle their legs and squirm under the comforter and be like “mmmmmmm I’m so comfy!!!!” I’m girls
fma fandom we need to talk. bradley literally looks like this, does Sexy Gymnast Swordfighting, loves his wife, HOW is he not the most crushed on character in the series??? how????
hiromu arakawa tell me your secret. how in the hell did you conquor the sexy villain paradox. he's so attractive and YET bradley-fuckers who call him misunderstood uwu aren't a thing.
roy, i think. roy is the reason. by the time we get to Fuhrer being attractive we've already seen a shirtless roy kill something that can't be killed for a woman he's in doomed-tragic love with. fellas take note. you want a hot villain that people don't woobify, give them a sexy angsty will-die-for-my-wife antihero first.
is your brother calvin of bill watersons classic american comic strip calvin and hobbes
is this your brother
bakugou, about do something incredibly illegal: And if anybody asks, my name is Todoroki Shoto.
izuku, distressed: kacchan NO-
todoroki, in tears: he does know my name..
Because we’ll already have something to laugh at
like to charge reblog to cast
Okay but seriously, none of you get why this is bad.
When Philip died, the BBC cancelled all programming for the rest of the day (and iirc possibly the next day as well) in favour of just airing various tributes to him. They only played sad songs on the radio for the next week.
Their complaints site fucking crashed because of how many people were writing in. Like the British public most emphatically did not want this.
And it didn’t just affect television. A lot of local councils shut down as well. I actually know someone on our parish council, and they were pretty openly complaining about being told to down tools in the middle of a pandemic because some old guy none of us had ever met finally hopped the twig.
Nobody wanted this.
While Tumblr was responding in an eerily similar way to the BBC (no, framing it negatively doesn’t entirely negate the fact that you spent the whole time drawing as much attention to him as possible and trying to persuade everyone that he had way more historical and national significance than he actually did) everyone in the UK was pretty much indifferent about it, but having to put up with the government trying to openly force us to mourn.
Again, we didn’t want to. Most of us— barring the odd overly patriotic weirdo— don’t really give a shit about the monarchy. At best they get seen as a quaint curiosity, at worst as a pretty blatant enforcer of classism.
This isn’t “ha ha ha the queen’s gonna die” this is “oh fuck, the government is going to directly interfere with the day to day lives of ordinary people in an effort to force them to publicly mourn the head of state”. This is, quite honestly, shit.
Like, if this doesn’t concern you beyond a vague “fuck the queen”, then you’re not actually anti-monarchy, you’re just edgy.
Also, the Queen dying is going to cost a fucking fortune, and I’m not just talking about the costs for a public funeral and Charles’s coronation.* Her name and likeness are on everything here, from coins to stamps to official signs, and the minute she kicks it, the process begins to swap all of that out for new versions that say “His majesty,” or “King,” or just have Charles’s ugly mug printed all over them. Like sure, money and whatnot with the Queen on it would remain legal tender, but they’ll still have to take it out of circulation, and dozens of organisations with names like the “Queen’s Bench Division” and “Queen’s Counsel” will have reprint signs, letterhead, etc. to say “King’s Bench Division” and “King’s Counsel,” etc. They’ll probably waste the equivalent of a whole fucking rain forest just binning all that goddamn letterhead.
And as the above poster noted, they’re going to force us to “mourn,” for weeks, giving us billboards of her face on every street corner while necessary social services temporarily shut down in some weird attempt to recapture the heyday of maudlin Victorian grief. The only plus side will be that it might lower our soaring COVID numbers if everything is required to shut. Otherwise, though, we’re probably better off with the old bat living forever, so that we can just avoid the whole circus and get on with our measly, non-royal lives.
*You guys know the monarchy doesn’t end with Elizabeth, right? You do realise that Charles and William will just rock up to the throne, doing the same shit with the same colonialist legacy, yes? Like, it doesn’t really matter who the figurehead of the monarchy is, so long as the institution subsists. It’s a fucking case of whack-a-mole, except the moles are also racist.
horses made me transgender
Story time to explain this
-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men
-like “bite your face off” levels of hate
-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means
-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you
-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo
-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist
-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there
-“ha ha weird”
-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”
-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense
and that’s how I realized I was a girl
Assigned female at barn
I know it's sand but I want to eat it
Good news it's not sand!! It's rice flour!! During deepavali, Indians make rangolis which is shown in the video!
there's a CHANCE it's rice flour and there's ALSO a WAY HIGHER chance it's sand, quartz, glitter, powdered chalk, sawdust, talcum, etc. even if it's flour the dyes aren't edible probably.
DO NOT EAT RANGOLI.
I'M INDIAN.
Happy Diwali! Please do not eat sand!
anomalous-heretic asked:
snakes are reversed vampires
they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands
kiiingsnake answered:
????? vampires have hands?????????
yeah??
ayo what the FUCK
I’M SORRY YOU WHAT
vampires: exist
op:
VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?
great job with my post guys. hit the showers
